Loser Of The Year (Parody of 'Flavor of The Week)

The party's on, the neighbor's lawn,
In his room all left alone,
His favourite clothes,
All torn and sick,
Coz his roommate's such a dick,
And he's got trophies on the wall,
Of spelling bees and physics quiz's,
Coz he just sucks at all these sports..

Chorus:
The boybands, he loves them,
Pretending to have friends,
Wears high socks,
The xBox,
Its already very crystal clear,
He's just the loser of the year..

He'd failed before,
And he'll fail more,
With a look no one adores,
Even the geeks,
They call him 'freak'
Just cause he can't slam doors,
Oh when he's pissed,
He keeps it in
The chances that was long and missed,
O how did it ever come to this..

[Chorus]

Why!

He'll never, and ever, have bodies, with posture
He'll never, be clever, charming smile, smooth talkers..
Can't decide,
But can't hide
Its already very crystal clear..

[Chorus]

He's just the loser of the year,
But he loves her, dear..

-ZiM

PS:ARGH..i need a better chorus